Young and stoopid.
Good googaly moogaly, don't ask me to scat!
Man telling me I can’t start a women’s group without his permission. 

Man telling me I can’t start a women’s group without his permission. 

(Source: givemeinternet, via marthajnova)

thegirlwhowantedtofly:

gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

this is everything, & i need to learn it.

Bahaha I’m glad my internet stick could handle that

(via k-lit)

Bahahaha

Bahahaha

(Source: thehardkandy, via formerlykt)

Search “sexually frustrated” in tumblr and you will laugh for dayz…

(Source: kayla-free)

I have sexy dreams about his face damn near every night. 

I have sexy dreams about his face damn near every night. 

(Source: yeah-well-hey, via sniffglueworshipsatan)

I’m missing this show so hard. 

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via formerlykt)

Going to the new gurl’s remeza mcmansion and suffering mega jealousy. 

(Source: methedras, via formerlykt)

Gurl also never saw Hercules all the way through. That was a significant part of my childhood. Minus 10 points.

Gurl also never saw Hercules all the way through. That was a significant part of my childhood. Minus 10 points.

(via marthajnova)

This new PCV is killing my in-site game. Like, you gotta learn for yourself gurl!

This new PCV is killing my in-site game. Like, you gotta learn for yourself gurl!

(Source: fr3nchmontana, via marthajnova)

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

Word.

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

Word.

(via k-lit)