Hello grad school, it's me.
Ya know, I applied a few months ago and I was wondering if you got around to checking my application? It’s just that getting into this program would significantly alter my life. If you’re not feelin me, that’s cool… I guess. But please tell me so I can find a new place to live, a job, a purpose in life, etc. Thanks, Alex
You know why we have movies like Saw, books like Hunger Games, video games like Call of Duty, and TV shows like LOST, and slacktivism like every 3rd world issue ever? Because we’re a culture obsessed with death. Most of us don’t even lose a close relative until our adult years thanks to modern medicine, hygiene, bountiful food and clean water. Death is so damn mysterious and dangerous...
Hey, it's great that ABC News is giving Dharun...
inothernews: Piece of shit. Diddo.
I wish I was enjoying my last few weeks of college and not in this hospital. It’s hard to stay positive when there are so many things wrong, and my family can’t think logically. I’m quickly discovering that my family depends on me for a lot. And it sucks to get calls and texts from tropical places or bar fronts. I think I’m getting cabin hospital fever.
The Trayvon Martin case is so tragic and...
I hope you enjoy your bracelet, idiots. →
Using headshots to explain Joseph Kony to our five...
tomyhusband: but using a mugshot to explain why you were arrested for masturbating in public would be absolutely unforgivable.
This was hilarious! It’s my goal to do a TED talk someday! thedailywhat: TED Talk of the Day: A young entrepreneur named Colin Robertson attempts to deliver a three-minute TED talk about crowdsourcing solar energy solutions when his presentation is suddenly halted by every TED speaker’s worst nightmare: The infamous “spinning beach ball of death.” Considering Robertson is really Eugene...
Australian hipsters are my favorite kind of hipsters. collegehumor: “The Life Organic” Australian Hipster Music Video The Fully Sick Rapper is back. Watch this video now before it goes mainstream.
This is the kind of president I'd be
tomyhusband: And one day, I want to vote for a woman who’s made sex tapes, done lots of drugs, and doesn’t believe in god.
I need Chicago. Now. I will graciously spend one more year in this town, but I do not plan on living here again. I also don’t plan on running into certain people. Ever. Again.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Fallon (as Neil Young) close out Springsteen Week on Late Night with a cover of LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It.” [lnwjf.]
I can hear the directors of the grad program I applied to talk about applicants… but they won’t say names. Ah the joys of working in the department you apply to. I feel like a spy.